I hate winter. I hate fall. I mostly hate spring. Basically I would be happiest if it was summer all year long. Hot, nasty, sweaty summer. To me, the year isn't 4 seasons long. It's summer, and winter. Anything with cold, rain and wind is winter and there for not a happy time for me.
Also, I believe that you voluntarily get into the pool/shower. Rain is water and wetness forced upon you. So rain, is water rape in my mind. Terrible, fear inducing, frizzy brown girl hair causing, drenched and have to sit at work in your clothes... water rape.
I bought rain boots on Sat. I've been trying for years to find them in my size that aren't boring or purple or some other disgusting style.. Next: Get a rain slicker. Next Next: I want one of those see through plastic umbrellas that look sorta like a pod.. Ya know the kind those Japanese kids have. That go all around your head.
This will be my winter of not getting water raped, and staying warm. So say we all. :)
